Jokes

1. A guy walks into a bar.He says to the bartender, "Can I have a bag of helicopter flavored chips?"The bartender says,"Sorry, we only have Plain.
2. A guy walks into a bar.Ouch you would have thought he had seen it.
3. A guy walks into a bar and says," give me a beer before problems start"and keeps saying that.After the fifth beer he drank the bartender says, "When are you gonna pay for it?"And the guy goes, "Now the problems start."
4. A hambuger walks into a bar and the bartender says,"sorry we don't serve food here."
5. A skeleton walks into the bar and says,"gimme a beer and a mop."
6. The longest sentence known to man:"I do"