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Saturday, May 15, 2010

Super Villain Prank

I was a Super Hero (Villain) for a day.


"Ring!" went my alarm clock. Immediately, I rose out of my bed. I was eating breakfast when I noticed something: I was invisible! A mischievous plan came to my mind like a bee to a flower. I could scare my friends with these powers, so I finished breakfast and went outside to try to scare my friends. It was Saturday and my parents were on a business trip. I had plenty of time to complete my plan. I ran so fast, that I seemed to almost be flying. In fact, I was flying! I spied my friends near the playground, playing tag. I sneaked up onto my friend, Tom, and screamed in his ear. "Who was that?" screamed Tom. I could barely suppress a laugh. Then I tapped his shoulder to make more fun of him, and this time he ran. He yelled, “Help! There's a ghost!"But my other friends didn't believe him. "Yeah right, there are no ghosts around here," they replied. "Boo, Ha, ha, ha!" said another boy."Fine, if you don't believe me then don't blame me if the ghost gets you," Tom grumbled. After he said this, I decided to help him out by scaring one of them. I got a mask, that looked like an alien face and put it on, and then I put a sheet over my body, so it looked like a floating sheet. Then I sneaked up behind one of the boys, Jeff, and tapped his shoulder. He turned around and said, "You can't fool me, take off that silly sheet, so I can see who you are." I didn't reply and he said again, "Fine! If you won't take it off, I'll take it off for you." Instantly, he took the sheet off of me to reveal a floating mask. It was really me, but since I was invisible Jeff couldn't see me. "It's a GHOST!" he ran away screaming. Now the boys believed that there really was a ghost and they all hid under a tree. They armed themselves with sticks and rocks, which is pathetic in my opinion at that time, but then that all changed. I saw them all hiding inside a bush, with some sticks and shoes protruding out. I planned to shake the bush to scare them, and I flew up to the bush. I shook the bush like I was shaking a person that had gone crazy. Weirdly, I heard no noise, however a few seconds later a net dropped onto me. The boys in the bushes were dummies! The real boys were hiding up in the trees. They had me now. Just before the started hitting me with rocks and sticks, I shouted out, "Stop! It's me, Kevin!" Just then, they froze. Amazingly, I became visible that very second. Luckily, I had clothes on."So it was you!" Jeff said, "You were pretending to be a ghost!""Yep," I replied like it was nothing, but they were still mad at me. I wanted to be invisible so I can get away, and all of a sudden, I was invisible again. I knew I was onto something.

Alien Encounter

was snoring like an elephant, when a sudden “Whoosh” sound woke me up. Then I heard a loud clank as if something metal hit the ground. Sleepily, I rose, while rubbing my eyes, and looked out the window. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I rubbed my eyes and blinked even more in disbelief. I quickly put on my slippers and raced downstairs. I slammed the door open and raced out. In front of me, I saw a disk. It wasn’t a normal disk-it was huge. Then I noticed metal rods protruding from the disk. I knew immediately it was a spaceship. "It’s just a joke," I thought to myself. I didn’t want to think about what would happen if aliens captured me. As if to my despair, a walkway came down. Out came three aliens, who looked like humans, except they were web-liked. They were very moist and smelled like this slime my science teacher told me about. “We are visiting this planet,” one of them said, “Will you be our guide?”I didn’t want to know what would happen if I said no. So I said, “Sure, I’ll be your guide, where do you want me to show you around?”“Show us the Earth,” said another one of them.“Follow me,” I replied. I took them into my house. Then I showed them how to switch on lights (which they were playing with for a long time).I showed them the bathroom, the kitchen and my bedroom. In each room, they found their own favorite “toy”. I showed them pictures of places all over the Earth, from the Grand Canyon to the Pyramids Of Egypt. In fact, they loved Earth. Well, until I told them about global warming, the economy, and natural disasters. They walked back to their spaceship, stunned. I moved their spaceship into the garage and covered it so my parents wouldn’t be suspicious. The next day, they tell me they’re about to blow up the world, so they could end our misery. That’s when I knew I had to tell someone, but I couldn’t. I was home alone. I tried to convince them to change their minds, and told him about the good parts of Earth, but they were stubborn. Slowly, but surely, a plan came to my mind. “Hey, if you want to blow up the world, I know a bomb that could, and where to put it,” I said. Luckily, they didn’t have a bomb, so they followed me. I brought them down to the basement and told them the bomb was inside. When we were walking inside, they tripped me and locked me inside. “Shoot! They cheated me when I was about to cheat them!” I thought to myself. Then I remembered my mom kept a spare key in here, just in case if someone got locked inside. Only problem was I didn’t know where it was. I started looking through the baskets and cabins. If somebody saw me now, they would think I was a thief. Finally I found it. The key was in a cabinet by the door. I quickly opened the door and ran outside to see where those slimy aliens went. They were on the roof holding some weird crystal that was glowing green. I was too late. What happened was amazing, the earth expanded and grew bigger. When they said blow up, they meant to make the Earth bigger. Now the Earth is big enough for everyone, and enough Carbon Dioxide. Then suddenly I heard something ring. One Alien had some sort of a cell phone. After the phone call ended, he told us they had to go. That was the last time I saw them.

Allergy to Peanuts Story

After a long day, I came home from soccer practice. On this day, I experienced the worst time in my life, and I was ten years old. It all started on a Saturday night when I went to eat dinner. This event taught me something important: I can never be too careful. I think you should also always be careful, and you’ll learn why.
I was doing some homework when my dad called me downstairs to eat dinner, so down I went into the living room. I started eating and at the same time I talked with my brother. My dad scolded me for eating and talking and he told me not to waste time and to hurry up eating so I could finish my homework. So reluctantly, I stopped talking and continued eating. Almost immediately after, my eyes landed on some food my dad bought from the store. It looked like rice, but at the same time it didn’t, so I decided to taste it. This was my fatal mistake. Instantaneously, my throat swelled up and I had trouble breathing, but the main part was my neck. It had a weird feeling, like it was swelling up and it was annoying me more than it was hurting me. Soon after although, my stomach started hurting and I felt like I was going to throw up and at the same time have the weird feeling in my neck. I knew the culprit was some sort of peanut oil, which then I tried to spit it out, but I failed miserably. I silently cursed George Washington Carver and other peanut product makers for making my enemies, peanuts, so that it could be inserted into various kinds of food. As soon as I found out that there still was peanut oil in my mouth, I ran to the sink. Then I turned on the faucet and desperately tried to wash the oil out, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t get it out. Until my dad came to tell me he had some medicine for me, I didn’t know what to do. After he gave me the medicine, some weird pill, I got a glass of water and then drank the water with the pill. Even after this I still didn’t feel good, so my dad told me to eat some more food, because it would help my body. I tried to eat, but I must have lost my appetite, because instead of eating, I did the opposite. While I was trying to eat something, I felt something come up. I knew immediately that I was going to vomit, so I ran to the nearest “deposit” area, if you get what I am saying. The nearest deposit area was through the backdoors and into the backyard. And because this all happened at night, it was almost pitch black outside, but still I ran outside and threw up, Actually I didn’t really go outside at all. I just ran to the doorway and leaned forward, so that only my head was outside. After this, my dad told me to go upstairs and watch television to try to make me feel better. The only T.V. in my house that worked was in my parents’ room, so I went to my parents’ room and found my mom lying in bed watching T.V. as usual. Basically, my mom and I were fighting over which channel to watch. She wanted to watch this Chinese program that I had no idea was about, and I wanted to watch cartoons. Our argument continued until my dad came and broke up the fight. I guess it was easy for him, because I could barely talk and my mom had a sore throat, and he was perfectly fine. He made us both watch Law and Order, which I am O.K. with, and so is my mom, but I still would have preferred to watch cartoons. But anyways, I guess my dad fixed the problem. While I was watching the show, I sat in a chair with a towel wrapped around me. Every once and a while, I had to stand up and run to the toilet, because I had to throw up, but every time it was a false alarm. My stomach hurt like someone kicked me in the stomach and my throat was swelled up badly so I could barely whisper. My breathing was restricted, because whenever I start breathing too fast, my chest would hurt. This continued until somewhere around 12:00, I fell asleep. I thanked God for letting me finally fall asleep, and the next day I felt fine.
Now you know why you can never be too careful. If I was more careful, I would have never eaten the peanut oil, so then I would have never had to go through this terrible experience. Today I think that I was foolish to let my guard down. All in all, I learned that I should always be careful about my allergy, but I am failing to be careful. I had two recent allergic reactions, all do to careless errors. L

Tall Tale--John Bill VS Davy Crocket

John Bill killed his first bear when he was three. I heard that John was born in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. As a newborn, John could holler so loud he scared all the fish out of the rivers and streams. His parents had to milk two dozen cows every morning and night to keep his milk bottle full and his mother had to feed him ten barrels of porridge every two hours to keep his stomach from rumbling and knocking the house down. Later, after his early years, he could skin a bear before you could clap your hands. In fact, he after he used his knife, he had to get a new one, because the old one was broken. John could spin his hands so fast, that he could make a tornado, and then he would jump onto the tornado and ride it around.One day, Davy Crockett challenged John to a contest. The Contest would have three parts, and the first part was a fishing contest. The second part was a hunting contest, and the third part was a wrestling contest. John gladly accepted. For the first part, Davy got to fish first. He took out his musket, and fired 500 shots into the pond. There was no fish left, so John went to a different pond. John screamed as loud as he could, and all the fish jumped out of the water. Then John quickly caught all of them with his knife. They both smiled at each other, because the first part was a tie.Secondly, was the hunting part, in which they both had to hunt an animal, and by the end of one hour, one of them would be chosen as the winner by a judge. So they both set out in search of an animal. John went into a forest looking for a bear to hunt. He found a bear cave, and he hollered as loud as he could to scare the bear. The bear was frightened alright. I think it screamed, but others think he was hollering back. But both ways, he was angry. John tried using his knife, but the bear was too tough. So John socked him in the face and he fell down. Then John kicked him so hard, he went flying and made Crater Lake when he hit the ground. John took him to the judge and Davy had caught an alligator. The Judge said it was a tie, so only the third part remained. Who ever wins this, wins the contest.Now came the wrestling part. A mat was made especially for this wrestling match. It was larger than a house, and Davy and John stepped onto the mat. John started the match by punching Davy so hard, that it would have sent a bull flying to Florida. But Davy stood his ground. John tried to punch him again, but it was now use. Davy was a mountain. John kept on trying to punch Davy across the mat, but he couldn’t. He got tired and tired until he fell asleep. John had lain down for more than 10 seconds. Davy had won. When John woke up, he was so angry that he lost the contest, the smashed his hands onto the ground so hard that he made the Grand Canyon. When the dirt went flying through the air, John kicked it so hard, that it made the Sierra Nevada Mountains.