A day at school

One day a kid was at school his name was Jacob.It was lunch time and he said "Oh no my mom packed me a slice of pie!She hates me.I refuse to eat."The person next to Jacob said "You don't like pie?'Jacob replied 'Not this kind"."What kind is it"asked the kid."Cow pie you want it?"Later that day they were having a test.Jacob asked the teacher if he could have a drink of water.The teacher said yes.Jacob went home and his mom shouted"What in the world are you doing here?" and Jacob said he prefers their water.

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