Hollowen jokes

1. What did one zombie say to another? -"Get a life"
2. What did the Invisible Man 's mother say to him?-"I never see anymore!"
3. Why did the ghost go on a safari?-He liked big-game haunting.
4. What's a ghost's favorite Mother Goose story?-little Boo Peep.
5. Where do werewolves go shopping?-The maul.
6. Is the vampire a close friend of yours?-Well,I wouldn't stick out my neck for him.
7. Why did the monster get sick after visiting the Empire State Building?-He bit of more than he chew?